No, the title of this post does not make any sense whatsoever. You might be asking: wtf is “Real life were here is his lawyer Paul 1000 million” supposed to mean? The answer is: I have no idea.
Last night I acquired some software (iListen) that supposedly automatically transcribes words that are dictated to it. The reason I did this is so that I can have something to automatically write down lecture notes for me. I know, very unsavory. But actually not, because I have issues and I never ever take notes in class, so if this works, it SHOULD help me immensely.
Emphasis on if.
To be fair, I haven’t really “trained” the voice recognition in the software, but here’s an excerpt of what it picked up from my conversation with my siblings and Noelle last night:
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(And yes, the title of this post is an excerpt also.)
Here’s hoping the transcribing works A LOT better once I’ve calibrated it!
Also I bought new shoes yesterday:
Only $12 at Urban Outfitters. Cute, ですね？
I cheated on my diet (I mean it’s a ball game, come on) and ate: a hotdog, a soft pretzel, and cotton candy. It was delicious.
