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July 7, 2009 7:05 pm

My First Day as a Vampire (actually not)

Today I came across this awesome article, which lists the least common search terms used to find the site, with hilarious results! So I decided to take a look at my own search terms in my Google Analytics account, and I found some really funny ones.

  1. stop twilight “rip-off”
  2. sliced fingernail
  3. puberty educational resources
  4. my first day as a vampire
  5. moldy raspberries
  6. how to do a fake expelliarmus
  7. helix piercing jewish
  8. claustrophobically spaces
  9. amour fou “right this second”
  10. male puberty
    two searches for this… :wtf:
  11. why am i so messy
  12. why am i so messy?
    this and the one above it had 5 searches between them
  13. list of the most hilarious things ever
    this one had 36 searches for it!

For those among you who are Harry Potter fans, you’ll understand how ridiculous it is that somebody would search “how to do a fake expelliarmus,” and I’m particularly amused by the fact that so many people found my blog by asking google how messy they are.

Also apparently I’m really hilarious… ? Or something? :sweatdrop:

  1. Ahaha. That’s amazing.
    You do list a lot!!!
    Haaa.

    Yeah, falling out is never fun. I’ve never fallen out with anybody this bad before, and that’s saying something, because we never really fought, it was more just angry words and me hanging up on her. Oh dear.
    As for the long distance stuff, yes, it does suck quite a bit. But, he only lives around an hour and ten minutes away (this includes the walk from my house to the bus, the bus journey and the train to get to him) and to be honest, that’s only about ten minutes longer than my journey to college each day, so it’s not too bad, really.
    (:

    —nicole
    July 8, 2009 at 7:30 am

    • Hmmm… I do tend to list a lot. But really I just enjoy the little icons next to the list items. :smile:

      I hope things become less rocky w/ your friend!

      —Elizabeth
      July 8, 2009 at 11:01 pm

  2. Hahahahaaa. I love search terms, it can really enlighten you to what you’ve perhaps mentioned in the past!!

    Moldy raspberries?? Ew, why. Someone couldn’t tell if their berries molded I guess! Haha

    —Jen
    July 8, 2009 at 5:53 pm

  3. Hm…did I miss your posting on male puberty? Haha, you should really consider marketing your blog based on those search results alone! I wonder what people would think…

    It is quite an assortment, though. :)

    Interesting!
    -M.

    —Morgan
    July 8, 2009 at 9:28 pm

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