–my brother, re: the fact that we currently have a TV person outside with our parents auditioning our house for a home improvement show. The criteria: the front of the house must be the ugliest, most dilapidated, most overgrown housefront in the neighborhood.
And yes, the TV producers came to us. So basically they called us out on having an ugly front-of-the-house. 
(But maybe we’ll be on TV? That’d be sweet. I haven’t been on TV since I was on Wheel of Fortune!)
